It’s all very well thinking about Ted drinking tea and watching hurling while being chased by a horse-sized duck but we’re not paying our TV licence fees, either on-line or at our nearest Post Office, so that we can use our own imaginations.

There wasn’t a lot happening on Topaz Tuesday as it was termed by the alliteration king Brian Gleeson. There was another not-so-subtle plug for EasyFix but no plug at all for the builders of the castle in the in-field. “There’s a lot of history around these parts,” stated Robert Hall.